The Sarccastik Conjugate

we just had a baby girl in march, and i tell you there's something about being a dad. i have three girls in the house. i told my wife, there will be a "Man Cave" somewhere in the house....i don't know probably the office i'll put up ol'skool posters of race cars, basketball posters something....also i have to consider when the girls get older....i might have to take the "barry bonds lotion"....some knucklehead come to our door to see one of my daughters....i'm going to open the door with a baseball bat...."YEAH, SUCKA...i got my eye on you!!!"

i haven't posted in about 2yrs....do i miss everybody...yes..but when you are working and coming home to three girls you don't have time for much.....

This morning, Jermaine Stewart song came on....we was jamming me, LB & wifey. This is probably from the 80's song hit. We was watching the VH1-Morning Classic. We was jamming!!! LB asked, "Daddy is that a girl?" We've (60 and 70's babies) have watched that video thousands of times. It was a good song, "We don't have to take our clothes off!" I said yes baby, that is a man. I couldn't remember what happened to him, I had to do a wikipedia look up on jermaine stewart. then when i read over what happened to him....i remembered him dying of liver cancer caused by AIDS. Sad, but his song will continue to rock in our house. Okay here's a list of LB toys

Kids Digital Camera:


Disney's Cash Register:


Dora Vanity Mirror


Tricycle:


Disney Talking Kitchen:


V-Tech Game:



This sounds like a lot, I got a camcorder to record all of her expressions. So I'm excited about Christmas!!!! What are you going to get for Christmas?!?!?!!??

I saw the Vick Divide last night, and I was in total amazement. What the hell was this divide about? This is an athlete who decided to fight dogs as opposed to staying in the Falcons facility preparing to lead the Falcons to the NFL SuperBowl. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Vick fan and I was extremely disappointed that he made a decision to be affiliated with this situation.

A. Why would you leave your name on a house, that your not there on a daily basis? Anything (such as this) could happen, I would've told my cousin this, I'll buy the house for you, but i will transfer the deed to your name or something. If his name wasn't on the house, would this ever come up?

B. If you know your homeboys and cousin, aren't Rhodes Scholar, why would you buy a million dollar house? Again, if I know that my homeboys are not really "clean", I would tell my cousin this, "Okay, dude, I'll get you a house, but what you do at your house, is what you do at your house!!!! Leave it there, don't tell me shyt about what goes on". Either the cousin want to stay on the payroll and be clean or get his own house and do whatever it is that he would do!!!

C. Fighting dogs, ain't you got better things to do??!!? you make 130 million dollars what the hell is the point?!?!!??

Again, I heard a former teammate say this point which was great. Where are we in our society, that we have our children with "I HATE VICK" T-shirts yelling in front of the NFL Offices and or the Falcons practice fields? This was an athlete who decided he wanted to fight dogs as opposed to lead the Falcons to the Super Bowl good gosh how many times do I need to say this!!!!

okay this was my first opportunity to cast as an extra in a movie....plus $75 aint (ain't) too bad for a couple of hours, true i could've gone to work but i wanted to experience this moment and see what the hell it was about. so i get there and the casting assistants call me and said bring about 5 to 6 outfits and 3 pairs of shoes. okay, so i come to the location like i'm about to go camping or something. we get to the wardrobe area...this dude was looked in my wardrobe bag and picked out one shirt. and was like okay where that with your shirt rolled up.....i was like i brought all these outfits for nothing. wow...it was some stunnas at the film location....i was like lord give me strength....got to meet angelo dundee the comedian....he's a fool, he kept it entertaining where alot of people were nervous.

I got to see tyler perry, angela (i can't never think of her last name)...bassett. rick fox...and that lil'dude on the "house of payne", the son. it was pretty cool....i'm undecided if i'm going to do another casting....i've been taking a break so who knows!!!

be good folks and stay out of this weather!!!

i thought i had a post on sarccastikwhy.blogspot.com...(where i decided to get drunk on a neighbor's kid b'day)....damn it so hot...i just looked out the window (working from home today) and saw the devil under a shade tree fanning with a glass of lemonade...i know lame joke, but it's hot....

I've been working this grave shift and I aint made shit!!!...lol..I've been hella busy ya'll...i promise i'll be back.....I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!

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Date: 2007-03-20, 11:00PM EDT


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Internship Length: 3-Months


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Good Morning..Blog Family...sorry i'm just writing today it's been crazy as hell this week. I haven't had time to check my 3 emails...lol...I came from a "Dead Man Walking" Bachelor Party...it was for my brother...The Weary Traveler...he's getting hitched in 2 weeks...in mobile...but his bachelor party was crazy....here's a few of the characters that were a part of the party:

Ride Or Die Chick S. - she had my brother's back...she was just a friend but you can tell instantly at the party she wasn't with any crazy drama.....

Big Sexy P - she was the treasurer...she made sure that TWT's party was straight with the money part

Big Horny Chic - she also assisted BSP made sure everything was straight for the party...after she had a stripper dude..she was a little horndog after that..lol..

SexyMatureClassy - she got to the party just in time..she was a cutie, and kept to herself...but she was cool peeps and had a good time.

SexyJ - she was the hit of the party...every dude in the party was like "Who the hell is that?"...she was cool peeps...she made sure TWT was having a good time..she knew she was the life of the party...in a sexy way

Lil-BoPeep (Light-skinned) - stripper from ATL
Lil-BoPeep (Dark-skinned) - stripper from ATL

It was a co-ed bachelor party...his fiancee wasn't there, but he had alot of girlfriends at the party....the girls had their stripper dude their first...they got all hot-n-bothered...and THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRIPPER GIRLS AFTER HIM...but of course they didn't get there on time...(nor the stripper dude...if you about money...you need to be on time right?!!?!!??).

But in between time for the girls to come on...all the dudes and the chicas were having a good time laughing it up with alcohol in abundance. SHIT I HAD MORE FUN WITH THE CASUAL CONVERSATION THAN ANYTHING....of course we decide to go to RODCS apt. the girls come....and they're dancing...and i'm like hmm..okay...they look cute more than anything...BACK IN THE DAY THE STRIPPERS WERE STALLIONS...ARE THEIR LACK OF GOOD STRIPPERS IN THE INDUSTRY NOW!!! STRIPPERS I KNEW WERE MAKING YOU CONTEMPLATE ON GIVING HER YOUR VISA (u notice i said contemplate)...the BoPeeps were cute....my johnson (Billy Dee that is...) didn't get excited it all...he was more excited about the fully-clothed cast of character woman at the party more than anything...IT GO SO BAD...I VOLUNTARILY MADE BEER RUNS and PICKUP THE RADIO FROM THE HOTEL RUNS....AT A BACHELOR PARTY....TWT said the BoPeeps didn't get him excited neither but he was like everydude there...FUCK THE STRIPPERS WE SHOULD JUST KEPT THE FULLY-CLOTHED WOMAN AT THE HOTEL...!!! CRAZY!!!! ANY BAD BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE PARTY STORIES?????